Fountain of the moment: Guiness Gurgle Yes, Guiness, as in 'Guiness' the beer. They were here in Vancouver too. They actually built the Lions Gate Bridge for access to property developments they were involved in on the North Shore. So, here's to Guiness. For Strength! Given all of this illustrious activity, this fountain beside the Guiness Tower somehow doesn't quite seem worthy. Ok, I am sure the tower itself was a marvel in its time. But take a look at this little piddler and tell me that at a minimum it should be Homer's dream (Simpson not The Odyssey) and flowing with thick dark Guiness ... mmmm, beeeer.